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You are a: (check all that apply)

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Fed
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Boner
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Unbearably self-righteous person
Llama



Your post was: (check all that apply)
Lame
Stupid
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Clueless
Idiotic
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Imbecelic
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Ignorant
Fundamentalist
Boring
Dim
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Demented
Self-righteous
Crazy
Retarded
Weird
Hypocritical
Loathsome
Satanic
Despicable
Belligerant
Mind-numbing
Maladroit
Much longer than any thought of which you are capable


Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
You posted something totally uninteresting
You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
I don't like your tone of voice
What you posted has been done before
Not only that, it was also done better the last time
You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
You started a long, stupid thread
You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
You posted low-IQ flamebait
You posted a blatantly obvious troll
You said "me too" to something
You made no sense
You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless
You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k00wL
You posted a message in ALL CAPS
You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
You are a loser
This has been pointed out to you before
You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles



It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
Get a clue
Get a life
Go away
Grow up
Never post again
Have your medicine adjusted
Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
Find a volcano and throw yourself in
Get a gun and shoot yourself
Actually post something relevant
Read the FAQ
Consume excrement
Consume excrement and thus expire
Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing


In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
You need to seek psychiatric help
Take your gibberish somewhere else
*plonk*
Most of the above
All of the above
Some of the above, not including All of the above
You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form

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